Did you know that more nose-jobs are performed in Iran than in any other country in the world? Or that Rochester has an under-18s nightclub called Amadeus? Or that the US magazine Men’s Health hasn’t featured a man with an unwaxed chest on its cover since 1995? NB I may have misremembered these interesting facts, so they might be slightly incorrect. But it’s certainly true that, if they were to be wholly correct, they would make you go: ‘Oh! Bah.’
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